I found some of these on a website located HERE. I think they are hilarious although I would never, ever do them because I enjoy breathing.
Stick an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your mouth at the beginning of a scene. Work up some saliva to get it fizzy, then call out your safeword. (My personal favorite!)
During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you.
If your dom/me decides to do a verbal humiliation scene with you in public, stick your fingers in your ears and say 'Neener, neener, neener, I can't hear you!'
Place a whoopee cushion on your dom/me's favorite chair.
Have a wig made up matching your hair color and style perfectly. It'll be worth the expense to see the look on your dom/me's face the next time your hair gets tugged and it comes off..
When your top hints at foot worship, hand him/her a package of OdorEaters.
Only speak in movie quotes. (Okay, sometimes I do actually do this one.. but so does Master.)
Starch the floggers.
Attach clappers to all the outlets in the dungeon just before a paddling. (Clap on, clap off...
These are only some of them. The rest can be found at the link I posted above.
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Age: 24
Status: slave & wife to Master Coyote
Slave Number: 116-597-286
Height: 5'1
Weight: 100 lbs.
Fav. Colors: Red & Black
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